WE ARE ANTIFA!!
WELCOME FELLOW THUGS AND VERMIN!
WELCOME TO THE LAUNCH OF THE ORGANIZATION'S FIRST NEWSLETTER! THANKS TO A RECENT RUSH OF NEW RECRUITS WE ARE NOW ABLE TO PUBLISH THIS LETTER TO REGISTERED, CARD CARRYING MEMBERS ONLY!
IT IS CRITICAL TO OUR CUNNING PLANS THAT SECRECY & SECURITY MUST BE STRICTLY OBSERVED!
NEVER SHARE WHAT YOU READ HERE!
remember our sacred slogan:
we are antifa
and you are not
so there!
BOOM
A LOOK AT OUR CUNNING PLANS IN THE MAKING!
ANNUAL SUMMER BBQ & TERRORISM TRAING CAMPOUT IS CANCELLED!
I am sorry to have to cancel this year event but it can't be helped. Your favorite Commandante, ME! is currently laid up after surgery.
I am especially sorry that we will have to cancel our training as well for a few months. I know the kids will be disappointed that the pipe bomb making class is canceled as well. Sorry kids, but to make it up we will introduce "How To Garrote A Nazi" at our next camp!
AWARDS WILL STILL BE AWARDED
Even though our camp has had to be canceled we will still be sending out our awards and get the government to deliver them to your home!
So, to our Suburban DC Team 6, nicknamed the Fightin' Bullfrogs, will get a special mention for the work on the Reflecting Pool. An excellent job was done by these brave warriors to stir chaos and confusion among the masses AND the ducks swimming there illegally!
Also a special mention to the team in Minneapolis that put that ice mat down and got that ICE Nazi to run at someone across it. He was HUMILIATED when he fell on his ass and slid to stop! What a maroon!!!
DON'T FORGET TO NOMINATE YOUR "ANTIFA ANARCHIST OF THE YEAR" BY SUBMITTING THE FORM PROVIDED AT THE NEXT SECRET MEETING!
THE NEXT MOVE
THE ENEMY IS FALLING BACK IN FEAR AND AWE OF OUR MIGHTY RESISTANCE! OUR POPULAR UPRISING HAS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE TREMBLING IN THEIR JACKBOOTS! WE MUST CONTINUE THE PRESSURE, WE MUST NOT BECOME COMPLACENT EVER!
WE WILL BE ASSEMBLING AGAIN SOON TO PLAN OUR NEXT STEPS IN OUR NEVER ENDING STRUGGLE AGAINST FASCISM IN AMERICA! FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL SEE US AS THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS THAT WE ARE. LOOK FOR MEETING PLANS AND AGENDAS TO BE DISTRIBUTED SOON THROUGH YOUR LOCAL ORGANIZERS! A LIGHT LUNCH WILL ALSO BE SERVED SO GET THOSE FOOD ALLERGIES IN!
WE WILL ALSO FEATURE SPEAKERS WHO WILL EXPLAIN WHY WE SHOULD ALWAYS LOOT AND PILLAGE FIRST AND BURN EVERYTHING DOWN AFTER!
HAVE TO ADMIT WE LOOKED A LITTLE SILLY LAST TIME.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Championing Justice
THIS SITE IS BRAND NEW AND NOT QUITE COMPLETE TODAY. YOUR COMMANDANTE PROMISES IT WILL BE FULLY UP & OPERATIONAL SOON,SO CHECK BACK OFTEN!
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